900 POUND GORILLA: Music

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Well, we've been playing in bands for awhile now.
This song tells the story of what's going on in my noggin, and of me talking to that noggin.

BIG FAT LIMO

I’M PIMPING IN A BIG FAT LIMO, I’M ZONING OUT ON JUICE AND SOME ENDO,
I’M POPPING UP ON MTV, YO!
THEN HEADBANGERS BALL WITH THE FREAK SHOW
I GOTTA PAY SUM 82 BACK,
FOR KICKING OVER A VAN HALEN HALF STACK
I’M EATING CHEESE BACKSTAGE WITH MOTLEY CRUE
THEN I GOTTA CAMEO ON SCOOBY DOO

FOR SEX, AND DRUGS, AND ROCK, AND ROLL

GOOD EVENING THERAPY, ISN’T THAT WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME?
ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE ALL DAY LONG, TILL YOU GET TO SING THESE SONGS

I GOT A DUET WITH JESSICA, THEN AN ENCORE WITH METALLICA, THEN IT’S BACK TO THE STUDIO WITH QUINCY JONES, THEN WRITE SOME MORE TUNES FOR THE ROLLING STONES
AND WHEN MY CAREER GOES UNDERGROUND, I’LL END UP ON VH1’S LOST AND FOUND
OR END UP DEAD IN A HOTEL ROOM
WITH A DEVIL’S FORK AND SILVER SPOON –FOR

SEX , AND DRUGS, AND ROCK, AND ROLL

GOOD EVENING THERAPY, ISN’T THAT WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME?
ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE ALL DAY LONG, TILL YOU GET TO SING THESE SONGS
GOOD EVENING THERAPY, ISN’T THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO BE?
ACTING LIKE A JERK TO YOUR WORK AND FRIENDS
DELUSIONS NEVER END.